Own up

Alright you cheeky rascals.....who was it?
Thong my money's on you, but I wouldn't rule out Charvey, Kevin or Mel either.
Hang on.......maybe it was henno. It wasn't me cause I just spent my last mil on cosmetic surgery (one of the conditions of my marriage). What in GOD'S NAME am I talking about? This.

Importing luxury goods is obviously still a little tricky.......

"It was slapped with a 90% import tariff, 10% VAT, and 50% special consumption tax"

Ouch!
Only one more thing to say....bagsy shotgun! (I don't know how to say that in American but it means I called the front seat).