Dec 28, 2005

New Camera

Wow, too long since I last posted. Its due to a combination of things - busy times in December at work what with final exams and final reports to write.

Anyway, I have a new camera which means I can mess aound a lot more with lots of pictures......! Heres one I took the other night from my balcony, just as the sun was setting before a downpour. The sun was able to hit the buildings from the west whilst the storm clouds looked dark and ominous in the background, creating a surreal orange light.


Nov 14, 2005

Busy School Days

School activities are sometimes a welcome distraction (for students and teachers) from the daily classroom schedule. Recently we had two. One was Sports Day. This however, is a Korean school sports day which involved only ONE recognised track or field event - a lap of the field outside. Most of the events took place INSIDE the gym. My kids had been practicing a dance rountine for weeks. The song was called the 'Kimbap' song. Kimbap literally means seaweed rice, and is a korean food that looks like this.

Here you can see wrapped inside the rice and thin layer of seaweed is some carrot, egg, ham, spinach and pickled radish (mmm juicy). There are many differant kinds of Kimbap..the rice and seaweed stays the same, the contents differs. Very tasty especially with a small bowl of soup to wash it down with, and extraordinarily cheap in Korea - about 50p for one roll (maybe 15 pieces).
Anyway, this foodstuffs is what the children of Grade 4 sang a song about on Sports Day.....make sense? No, I didn't think so.



They even got dressed up for the part and made fake rolls of Kimbap, and ended up looking something like this:





And here I am marshalling the little old women before their routine, with my co-teacher, Mrs Cho Yeon Ju.



That week we also had a social studies lesson in which we had to talk about traditional games and activities. I introduced some English traditions to the kids such as conkers (although we couldn't play, no suitable nuts) and foxhunting (we didn't do that either, although I wanted to....). No no, they were fascinated by this upperclass pursuit and the pictures of it from the net, and we talked about how controversial it has been over the past few years. Myself and another teacher had wanted to play either a game of cricket or a game of croquet, both foriegn sports to the far east, but the usual problem emerged of where to get such equipment in Vietnam. One thing I did manage to do is organise a shove halfpenny tournement in class.....its not difficult to get these kids excited I tell you. Here I am sailing a 5000 dong coin into the '5 point' zone (clears throat).





The next distraction was a field trip to a Mercedes Benz factory, and later, a famous market in town. The Benz factory was quite interesting as they had the entire assembly line in one building. They showed a comparison of Vietnam with Germany : the same population (80 million), Germany has 35 million registered cars, Vietnam has 500,000. So they think that Vietnam has huge potential for vehicle growth, but I don't. They need a better infrastructure before the country can cope with a large number of cars. Here is a couple of pics from the factory.



So all very interesting (stifles yawn).

I think it was the first school visit the factory had hosted so you can imagine the look of the Vietnamese welders as this lot came through the factory. I don't know who Ji Hwan thinks he is lying on the floor like that either.

Oct 17, 2005

Blast from the past

Tobs - aren't you happy that your trip will become infamous with my blog readers throughout the world (read: you and my mum......).

I took delight in meeting Murrill at the airport and racing him the 20 minutes or so into District 1 (town center) via motorbike. If you don't know already, the roads in Vietnam are, well, unorthadox.


I received the execpted reaction of '****** ***** Jon, this place is crazy!' (not that Toby swears a lot, thats just for an exaggerated effect). I of course was acting all casual, shurgging my shoulders and explaining how it was Sunday and the road was quiet........I don't think he ever quite got used to the roads - its not possible within two weeks, it took me at least two months!

So I helped Toby out with some friendly backstreet accomodation and a good place it turned out for me to practice my Vietnamese. Although they can speak English there, they love it when white boy can badly pronounce a few words of native tounge. Here they are <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Luckily the middle weekend I had a couple of days off school, leaving a clear run of 4 days. We went to Nha Trang by overnight train. Nha Trang is not too far up the coast, but we're not talking the most modern of transport systems. Nha Trang looked something like this:



Phew! That took me ages on Photoshop - I'm rusty. Nha Trang obviously beautiful. Despite the fact that its only 8 hours from Ho Chi Minh, it has a totally differant climate - we left the wet season to enter the non-wet season. Great! We went on a boat trip which at first looked like it would be a complete disaster, being sandwiched amongst some serious contenders for tourist of the year, and the tourleader having no trouble attracting dogs to the quayside through the 17th century tannoy system. The day however panned out to be very pleasurable indeed, our worst fears subsiding as we went snorkeling, had a nice lunch and then drank at the floating bar in the sea. The rest of the time was spent, justifiably, on the beach. Me bronzing up, Murrill trying to wiggle out of the 'milkbottle' catagory. No comebacks on here Tob, sorry.

So back to HCMC and more of the same. Evenings eating out and me having the pleasure of introducing Minh Chi, she didn't fail with her usual charm, and it was great to see my best friend and my girl getting on so well! Here we are eating Vietnamese foods including 'Banh Xeo', Vietnamese pancakes...mmmm!


Good food and good company = good times!

Finally here is a shot of Minh Chi and myself.....in my house, picture courtesy of TM.


Hope this brings back the flavor of your visit Toby.

Thats all for now.

Oct 14, 2005

Old friends

Blessed I was indeed to have Vietnam graced by the man they call 'big', that man is Toby Murrill. Reuniting with the Hoff after almost 2 years, there could only have ever been one outcome. It involved drink. It involved sand. It involved sun. Most importantly, it involved HT. There were fruitbats galore. There was Irish dancing. There was barbequed lobster, 5 pounds for a kilo. There was a boat trip with monkeys. In true Valencia/Prague/Thailand style however, the law of the stag remains omnipotent, and the finer details of this hedonistic fortnight will be ommitted. Picture too slow to load today. Coming on Monday.

Oct 11, 2005

Now I understand

Finally, the reason that (some) people don't get my jokes.........

Some people just don't have the brain power for it.

Oct 10, 2005

Where have you been??

This is a favourite of mine. According to this, the 21 countries I've visited account for 9% of the world. Check yours on http://douweosinga.com/projects/visitedcountries

Oct 7, 2005

SPECIAL SCHOOL




Yes, in the picture, if you notice behind me on the board, is the exlamation 'I am special'. What I am doing here is pointing it out MYSELF, rather than have people think I hadn't noticed it and laughing and sending it into FHM along with a brilliant picture of a Chinese sign that is hilariously translated incorrectly and sounds a little bit rude. Actually its a conception to give certain students a little more self awareness and self confidence. Everyday one student is selected and will have the 'special' treatment - for example, they get to leave class first for lunch, the other students are expected to treat them well through the day, and I personally promise to not take the belt to them that day. Well, within reason, you've got to get some enjoyment out of the day. As you can maybe see, we had this class on the life cycle of a frog. Now please don't email me about the specifics, you'll just have to look it up yourself, or better still, look in a 4th grade science textbook to quell you now salivating desire to know more.

Sep 12, 2005

A year in Korea....한국안에

One year in Korea is a long time. Especially when you don't speak Korean, you don't know a single person in Korea, and you are in a town with almost no foreigners. A very long time. Disembarking the plane and leaving the airport was the last time I saw so many foreign faces in one place for a good few months. At least there was someone at the airport to meet me, buy me a bus ticket and place me on the correct vehicle. From there it was a 3 hour bus ride to a city I now know was called Cheonan. Seeing the bright lights and thousands of people milling down the main stretch made me feel confident that I would still be involved with civilization. However, I was met by my school director at the bus stop and thrown into a car, where we drove deeper and deeper into the countryside, my panic escalating as we drove further and further from the glowing neon warmth of Cheonan through dark dreary drizzly country lanes to my destination, HongSeong.

The place is, at best, grim. There is little to do in HongSeong. Eating out, playing pool and the occasional beer at the local - wait - thats starting to sound like England! Although being in the far east is a little differant! Take a look - its the view from my school building :

The city is not so small, but it is almost as countryside as you can get in Korea. A 5 minute drive and you would be driving on winding country roads through paddy fields and cattle farms and under and between looming forest covered mountains. Korea is exteremly mountianious and most cities and towns are built into their cradles. This often makes for a spectacular backdrop. This is a typical shot of Korean countryside, in summer

And, in the winter!

It was 3 long weeks before I found another native speaker, of Scottish origin. Turned out she had a friend from Canada, and he had a friend from Canada as well and so on and so on - something like the snowball effect. Within about 2 months I knew all the foriegners who lived in HongSeong. A rough count would be about 7 or 8 people (out of 250,000 and not including filapinos or russians), and out of those I would socialise with about 5. It was through a message I placed on a popular internet disucussion board for expats in Korea that we met the guys living in the nearest medium sized town, about 20 minutes down the road. A strange day it was boarding the train and going to meet 5 completely random people waiting for us in the train station. We had a BBQ, we had lots of drinks, and I was visiting them every weekend (almost) for the rest of the year . Running into those guys really made the year as good as it was, even though most of them were Canadian......(just kidding guys ;). So, after a few months I had established a social grounding of normal people (relativly normal in this alien land) that would see me through the frustrating work days in school (another BOOK altogether).

To cut this long story short, we did many great things together including my highlights:

Countless barbeques and overnight parties in Yesan, making the weekend worthwile.

Countless drunken nights in various parts of Seoul, and all the banter that accompanies a lot of drink and good friends.

Our trip to Sapsido, a very unusual place to visit. How can I explain it? An island. The closest to Thailand your gonna get in Korea.....

Countless motorcycle journeys with Irish Joe, including down the beach and along the coast in the summer, through the countryside exploring small villages, and to the top of mountains in the autumn and spring and absolutely nowhere in winter (too friggin cold). And of course, our monumental journey to Jeonju, where at one point Joe tried to impress me with a wheelspin and succeeded in flattening himself with his bike. Not quite the biker just yet.

The constant learning curve of living in Korea. I don't think I'm far from the truth when I say theirs is a truely remote culture, just witnessing some of the bizarre events that occur unfold was memorable. Especially that of a Korean wedding - we were the guests of my friend Carlos from Peru. The cermony was a little longer than 10 minutes and including the happy couple standing in a hydraulic box which hoisted them 3 feet into the air and moved very slowly from one end of the room to the other. I've never been so embarrassed for someone else in my life.

And on and on........

Thats all so 잘가!

Sep 3, 2005

Summers Over!

Hello again.

Recently, moved into a new place. Its a huge house that currently has at least 12 residents - I'm still not sure actually how many people live there. Vietnamese houses tend to be stacked high and are very narrow. Turn off any main road into the maze of alleys and take a stroll and you will witness vietnamese life in action. Old men and women stretched out in hammocks or lying on their living room floors whlist watching the same costume drama pumped in from China (god its popular and it looks like a Chinese Dr Who). It's either that or some Korean soap opera which make Eastenders look especially undramtic. When your walking through these alleys you are often overshadowed by houses 4,5,6,7 stories high on both sides, and the path will only be a couple of feet wide. The air is trapped and deadly still in these spaces, the silence only broken by the noise of gameshows on TV, the whir of fans or the children charging around and around and around. I lie on my bed, throw open the doors to my balcony and listen to these sounds as I doze off for an hour in the afternoon. The sounds become so familiar that they blend together after a while.



These alleys are serviced by mobile vendors all day long. There are the men on bikes shaking rattles - thats if you want a massage. There are the guys who beat a rythum on a wooden block, thats for pho - or noodle soup. There are the people with carts selling fruits - easy to learn the vietnamese words for some fruits as the sound of the cry 'chuoi' (banana) is heard so often floating though the air. Banana, melons, jackfruit, grapefruits, buoi (don't know the english) seem to be the most common. Then there's the 'roof rabbits'. In other words, cats. I barely ever see them on the ground, they spend most of their time on high roofs. Houses are so close together they don't need to touch the ground to get around the city.

Enough for now. I will be writing again soon about my recent trip to Phu Quoc, just waiting to get the pictures developed first.

Bye bye!

Jul 13, 2005

Water Park etc

Well its been a little while since writing, not because I intended that but because I had a problem with Internet connection. Almost two weeks ago we went to the waterpark for our trip out. On the left you can see the usual banter unfolding. It was only a small place sandwiched right in the middle of busy saigon. The slides were OK minus the mandatory pieces of spine you lose as you grate over the rivets every 2 meters. My class is a fun. The youngest is 8 and the oldest is 19. This would obviously be laughable in England but it just about passes here. And I have some real characters, the boys especially are a handful. Take a look for yourself!

This week we have been prepearing for 'Perfomance Day', which required me to be artistic (stop laughing). We're gonna sing a couple of songs with me playing guitar - 'Imagine' by John Lennon and 'Half the World Away' by Oasis. Luckily they have really gotten into the singing (and me too, a bit). So don't worry, I'm sure to have someone from the school with a camera up my nose mid perfomance. I will give them the buzzards glare (ash) and they will soon go away! Until next time..............

Jun 29, 2005

Living in Viet Nam

So I'm going to try and devlop this blog both to encourage my students to devlop theirs, and because now I've started it I am quite into the idea of having one!

Having lived in Ho Chi Minh City for almost 7 months, I'm sure I can give you a fairly good run down on it. Its hot. Everyday. Hot. Rainy season has just started (June to November). Before that we had the hot months of Febuary, March and especially April, which was suffocating. I think its the hottest place in Vietnam.

Everyone is up and about exercising on the city streets at sunrise - that is, 4.30 in the morning. After 11.00pm, the city sleeps. These times are true except for a small minority (that I am part of).

Commuting in the city is asking for hospitilization, but everyone does it anyway, you don't have a choice. There are thousands upon thousands of bikes jostling for space - combined with the exhaust fumes, the honking horns the beating sun and trying to stay alive, it can make quite an intense experience. During rush hour, it borders on ridiculous. Roads in HCMC define the saying - 'The only rule is : There are no rules'. Motorbikes are king, and a trip in a taxi is agonisingly slow, as the driver has to take ultimate care not to knock any bikes down - they don't stop, not even for red lights!

Jun 26, 2005

The Zoo


Hi eveyone! This is my first post on my blog. I am setting it up mainly to give my summer school students a project. Lets see how it goes, maybe it will turn into something else. The summer school has been running for 2 weeks now. Last Friday we went to the zoo, and it was a lot of fun, but also very hot and sweaty! Rain stayed away and the kids had a good time, it was difficult to tell them apart from the monkeys (as well as some of the teachers ahem: Gabriel). Its now sunday night and I'm planning another week of summer school. Maybe I will do the same as week, and take my class out onto the streets of Saigon armed with clipboards, and harass innocent tourists. We will see!

Update: Still messing around with my blog trying to get some pictures uploaded. Hopefully they will work. You can see us taking a stroll through the zoo on the right.