Alright you cheeky rascals.....who was it?
Thong my money's on you, but I wouldn't rule out Charvey, Kevin or Mel either.
Hang on.......maybe it was henno. It wasn't me cause I just spent my last mil on cosmetic surgery (one of the conditions of my marriage). What in GOD'S NAME am I talking about? This.
Importing luxury goods is obviously still a little tricky.......
"It was slapped with a 90% import tariff, 10% VAT, and 50% special consumption tax"
Ouch!
Only one more thing to say....bagsy shotgun! (I don't know how to say that in American but it means I called the front seat).
T-H-E-Y would not accept my offer of $950,000...
ReplyDeleteYou know I'm rolling in that NGO money Jon. Is it a coincedence that APEC is held in Hanoi just as I arrive?
ReplyDeleteMy solid gold house is being imported from South Africa (Hi Henno!), unfortunately, taking longer than expected.
It wasn't me, I'm having trouble just paying the monthly rent for my Future!
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